Best THC Detox Drinks For Drug Test

By rob / May 9, 2018

In a bind and need a detox drink to save you? I’ve got you covered.

There comes a time in a stoner’s life when your back will be up against a wall. It happens to the best of us. As marijuana laws get more relaxed, maybe the stigma surrounded weed will disappear. Until then, we’ll still have to do a quick THC detox from time to time. When it’s time to flush my system, there’s only one company that I trust. I actually keep a spare drink in my house at all times. I never know when I will need it or a friend will need it. And yes, I pay for all my own marijuana detox drinks myself. I’ve never received any free drinks.

ultra klean 1 hr detox beverage

Top Detox Drink

The best cleanse drink is the Ultra Klean™ 1 Hour Liquid Formula, by far. It’s the most reliable (500% money back guarantee) and it’s pretty simple to use too. All you have to do is shake the beverage to make sure it’s mixed up, drink it, drink some water, and urinate a few times. After urinating a 2-3 times within a hour after drinking it, your system will be ready to pass your drug test.

I like this particular beverage because it works, plain and simple. The fruit punch is my go-to flavor. The flavor is pretty good, but not great. It’s easy to down the drink if you like the flavor. If you get a flavor you don’t like, then that’s going to be a tough one.

Below is a much clearer breakdown of the directions.

THC Cleanse Directions

  1. Shake bottle for 15 seconds.
  2. Drink the entire bottle.
  3. 15 minutes later, fill the bottle with water and drink all the water.
  4. Urinate 2-3 times over the next 45 minutes.
  5. Take your drug test within the next 4 hours.

About Pass USA

This particular drink is made by a company called Pass USA and they’ve been around since 1993. It’s cool that they’ve been around for like ever, but all that matters is the reliability of their products. In some industries, the length of time a company has been around doesn’t necessarily mean they’re more reliable. Think about a company like Yellow Pages. When you want a phone number to a business, do you pull out the Yellow Pages or do you go to Google?

Luckily, the drug testing industry isn’t like wild wild west of the internet. In drug testing, the length of time a company has been around actually does give them a leg up. As testing gets more strict, companies adjust their formula to beat the test. A company that has been in business for decades has proven that they can adapt to stay ahead of the drug testing industry. If a company has only been around for a year or two, how do you know they’ll be able to adapt as testing advances? You don’t.

That’s one thing that makes Pass USA more trustworthy than some of their competitors. They’ve been around for a long time! Pass USA is a a safe bet.

High Stakes 500% Money Back Guarantee

The Ultra Klean™ THC cleansing drink, comes with a 500% money back guarantee. That’s one hell of a guarantee. A company couldn’t survive with a 500% money back guarantee unless their product worked. They would have to sell five drinks for every failed drug test just to make up for the refund. They might even need to sell 20 drinks to make up for it, depending on their profit margin.

Let’s say they have a 50% profit margin, which is doubtful. I think a 20% profit margin is more realistic but who knows. If they have a 50% profit margin, they’ll profit $22 from every drink they sell. If they have to refund a customer 500% ($44 x 5 = $220), then they’d have to sell 10 drinks just to cover the cost of the refund. That doesn’t even include the cost of manufacturing the drink.

So a 500% money back guarantee is not anything to take lightly. It’s not a marketing gimmick or something they say just to make sells. It’s real, and it’s serious. If it’s on their website, they will be held accountable by their credit card processor.

On the back of each bottle, they give instructions on how to claim your refund if you fail a drug test. I commend Pass USA for offering such a crazy generous refund. I think they’re crazy for offering it. A 200% guarantee would have made me feel comfortable enough to buy a drink. A 500% guarantee is just insane!

If You Smoke Daily…

If you have been smoking every day for the last several months, the team at Pass USA recommends that you take capsules before downing the THC detox beverage. They recommend that you either take the Quick Flush Caps or the Supreme Klean Pre-Tox Caps. It’s really up to you to decide if you want to take the extra precaution or not.

If the stakes are really high and your life will be ruined by a failed drug test, I’d recommend taking the extra precaution. It can only help. But if you’re a casual smoker or edible muncher, then taking the capsules isn’t necessary. Using the drink alone should be more than adequate for you. But if you want to play it the safest, then you can use the caps. I really don’t think you’d need them if you’re a casual marijuana user but that’s for you to decide.

Where To Purchase Your Marijuana Detox Drink

As with many sensitive products, it’s best to purchase directly from the manufacturer. I checked Amazon and as of the time of this writing, the Ultra Klean drink is not sold on Amazon. I wish it was, but it’s not. I originally started my cleansing drink search on Amazon but the reviews were very mixed. So I ended up trying Pass USA and was more than satisfied with the experience. Discrete shipping and a reliable product that’s easy to use. What more could I ask for.

You can purchase your 1 hour detox drink directly from Pass USA to make sure you get the real drink with the 500% money back guarantee.

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